During a cleanup of computer folders, I came across this quote from Jeff Foxworthy and laughed well and hard since it seems that we are halfway there.
You know you’re a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn’t.
Then, because reading quotes is way more interesting that clearing out folders, I went off track and found a few (many) more and had a great old time.
The smaller the mind the greater the conceit ~ Aesop
When I works—I works hard, when I sits—I sits loose, and when I thinks—I falls asleep. ~ Anonymous
If only. Those must be the saddest words in the world ~ Mercedes Lackey
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. ~ Italian proverb
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter when they themselves have poisoned the fountain ~ John Locke
Fiction is the truth inside the lie ~ Stephen King
The most complicated task today is finding a way to live a simple life ~ A. Nance
There is no cure for birth and death—so enjoy the interval ~ George Santayana
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out alive anyway. ~ Elbert Hubbard
My last quote is the one I have on my March calendar page and it brings a smile to my face every time I read it. It helps that the weather has been so springy too:
When I opened my window this morning, spring kissed me BANG right in the face. ~ Langston Hughes
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caymayowrites Said:
on June 3, 2015 at 10:51 am
Thank you!
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Karyn Said:
on March 4, 2015 at 7:50 am
Great Quotes AC! Love the spring one too but out here if I open my window …cold kisses me bang in my face with frozen nostrils!!
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caymayowrites Said:
on March 4, 2015 at 2:22 pm
Hmmmm. popsicle nostrils. . . not a pleasant image!
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