I went plowing (Oh—ho ho ho) through the multitudes of mayhem online and what to my wonderous eyes should appear but enough of a well-rounded assortment of Christmas cheer to fill my wee blog will Yuletide quotes. So let’s slide right into them. (Oh, I sleigh myself!) :
The Christmas spirit that goes out with the dried-up Christmas tree is just as worthless. ~ Unknown
“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.” ~ Janet Evanovich
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard ~ Andy Borowitz
“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen” ~ from Bobby, who’s seven years old.
“I didn’t feel like buying him the jacket he asked for for Christmas, so I just got him a coat hanger with a sticky note attached that read, ‘Here’s something for you to hang your dreams on pal’. ” ~ Jarod Kintz
Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you’re home. ~ Carol Nelson
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live ~ George Carlin
“Oh, look. yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food and beer. . . Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?” ~ Bill Watterson
Zen Christmas: the gift of nothingness. ~ unknown
“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.” ~ Winston Spear
No pumpkin. Just a little crow angel. . .
“If my Valentine you won’t be, I’ll hang myself on your Christmas tree.” ~ Ernest Hemingway
An artist’s model posing for good cheer.
“There ain’t no Sanity Clause!” ~ Chico Marx
You’ve been naughty so here’s the scoop, 
. . . You’re getting nothing but snowman poop! ~ Kathy Rocus
Had enough? Me too! So, in the words of that wonderful poet Ogden Nash. . .. . . . . . .. . “Merry Christmas, nearly everybody “
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