Posts Tagged ‘Spreading on the Holiday’

A lot of words and a little Christmas cheer



I went plowing  (Oh—ho ho ho) through the multitudes of mayhem online and what to my wonderous eyes should appear but enough of a  well-rounded assortment of Christmas cheer to fill my wee blog will Yuletide quotes. So let’s slide right into them. (Oh, I sleigh myself!) :

The Christmas spirit that goes out with the dried-up Christmas tree is just as worthless. ~ Unknown

“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.” ~ Janet Evanovich

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard   ~ Andy Borowitz

032  “Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen” ~ from Bobby, who’s seven years old.


“I didn’t feel like buying him the jacket he asked for for Christmas, so I just got him a coat hanger with a sticky note attached that read, ‘Here’s something for you to hang your dreams on pal’. ” ~ Jarod Kintz

Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you’re home.  ~ Carol Nelson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live  ~ George Carlin

“Oh, look. yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food and beer. . . Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?”              ~ Bill Watterson

Zen Christmas: the gift of nothingness.  ~ unknown

“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”  ~ Winston Spear


010No pumpkin. Just a little crow angel. . .

“If my Valentine you won’t be, I’ll hang myself on your Christmas tree.”  ~ Ernest Hemingway


007 An artist’s model posing for good cheer.


“There ain’t no Sanity Clause!”  ~ Chico Marx


You’ve been naughty so here’s the scoop, snowman poop. . . You’re getting nothing but snowman poop!    ~ Kathy Rocus


Had enough? Me too!  So, in the words of that wonderful poet Ogden Nash. . .. . . . . ..Merry Christmas, nearly everybody “